Dave, I think I’m addicted to Mario Kart Wii

March 25, 2011 § 1 Comment

Hello Dave,

I know this isn’t technically a film or tv post but I’m in control after all. 

You see I can’t stop playing this little game they call Mario Kart on the Wii.  Some people like to have a warm relaxing bath, or power down and meditate when they are stressed.  I hear some people indulge in a nice glass of Pinot Grigio and I’ve even heard some people indulge in various pharmaceuticals.  I don’t though, Dave.  I enjoy nothing more than shelling the hell out of other Mario Kart players online.  Nothing beats playing random people from the vast regions of the world and whipping their asses.  Oh, but it’s not always that simple though.  Many players feel the need to cheat using codes and hacks and such, but where’s the fun in that?

Penguins, although cuddly, can become hazardous when in giant form

I understand that Mario Kart Wii is hardly a new concept and I need to move with the times.  I’ve tried other games on other machines, but nothing is as satisfying as firing a red shell at the kart in front and then passing them just before the finish line, or knocking every other player off the track when invincible.  Ahh, it warms my circuits just thinking about it.  Stop playing childish games?  Find pleasure in more sophisticated, grown-up pursuits like chess?  I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
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